Sunday 14 December 2014

Fred and Ted the Zucchinis

There once was a zucchini named Fred
Who was left on the sidewalk for dead
But was picked up by a family
Who said "Now, really,
This zucchini would make quite lovely bread."

And so began a valiant, albeit brief, battle for survival.  For Fred was quite large, and did not want being left for dead to finish with actually becoming dead.  Fred, however, did not reckon with Elise's valor.  Moreover, he completely discounted the power of the knife in Elise's hands.


Thus Fred the Green, and his compatriot Ted the Yellow, were swiftly dispatched by Elise and her knife.


Indeed, having felt the thrill of vanquishing zucchini, Elise added more victims to her tally.


Elise switched roles from conqueror of zucchini to apprentice baker.  This latter role is one she has grown into quite well over the last year.  Indeed, there are days when the apprentice begins to lessen the work of the master.


The apprentice has spectators.


The most important ingredient is added to the mix.


 Elise's observers become helpers as the preparation nears completion.


Elise completes the pre-baking labor.


The standard chocolate tax is reserved for the master of the house.


The zucchinis formerly known as Fred and Ted emerge from the oven as a lovely bread.


Which is eagerly dispatched by three cheerful daughters enjoying a Saturday afternoon snack.


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